What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:41

A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
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Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.